Do you know what I like about wireless? Sometimes, when you need to, you can take your laptop to the toilet with you and keep reading BBC news.

A friend of my wrote this sentence - some large time ago now - late one night trying to completely his psychology A-level coursework before the final deadline, needless to say he had to rewrite it. This is exactly what he wrote, you can check, it is one sentence:

" Physical attractiveness of others and ones self is perceptual – each partner in each couple could perceive their partner to be significantly more or less attractive than most people would rate them, or more likely they could perceive themselves to be significantly more or less attractive, for a variety of different reasons, than most people would rate them which, according to the matching hypothesis, would make them seek a partner of their own perceived attractiveness, which in the case of them perceiving themselves to be less attractive than most would, or less than the person they are seeking does, the person they are seeking would not have to fear rejection like they would normally as they are not the seeker which could cause relationships where partners differ in attractiveness (which would have to be rated by enough people to get a general perception of their attractiveness) because the seeker will think the other person is of similar attractiveness and that person will think the seeker is more attractive which may enhance their reproductive success."

Thought this might be something  that someone, somewhere may enjoy, LB.